Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Scripture Study

Why do the funniest things always happen during scripture study time? And why am I the only one EVER here to hear them? Here's how it went today:

We're reading in 1 Nephi 14 about Nephi's vision regarding the great and abominable church...the harlot of the earth, etc.
Emma asks, "What's a harlot?"
I think how best to respond, then ask, "Emma, do you know what sex is?"
She smiles, embarrassed, and nods. Kevin bursts out, "I DO!"
(That's another discussion I can look forward to...)
So I say, "Well, a harlot is a person who has sex for money."
Emma knowingly replies, "Oh...Lady Gaga," to which Kevin says, "Oh, ya."

6 comments:

Heidi said...

Ha, Ha, Ha!!! That is SO funny! Thanks for the laugh!

Matt Ryan said...

This is why, instead of reading scriptures as a family, we watch racing together instead. ;)

Merideth Sullivan said...

Haha, that is hilarious! I'm definitely not looking forward to those discussions down the road.

Rebecca Hunt said...

Oh man! That's hysterical, both of them!!

Taylor family said...

I love it! A boy at Ashlyn's school calls her Lady Gaga, I'm a little worried now:) I'm not looking forward to that talk either!

angie said...

that is so great!